Monday, July 21, 2014

You can’t always wait for the #PerfectTime. Sometimes you must #dare to #jump. #FreezingWater? Go #WeinerFirst #OnlyWayToDoIt #TransgenderSandSculpture #MyLeftBoobAndBallSags #Latergram

Sunday, July 20, 2014
Boardwalk empire, the Asian version… #BurriedAliveSelfieStickSelfie #LookAtMyKnockers #TitsTheSeason #PhiWhatAreYouDoingWithYourLife #cottoncandy #SantaCruz

Boardwalk empire, the Asian version… #BurriedAliveSelfieStickSelfie #LookAtMyKnockers #TitsTheSeason #PhiWhatAreYouDoingWithYourLife #cottoncandy #SantaCruz

Sunday, July 20, 2014
Friday, July 18, 2014
Daddy, daddy jankee y’all! No one looks back on their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep… #tequlashots?? No! #ToKillYouShots! #eww #daddyjankee #daddyyankee @daddyyankee  (at Echostage)

Daddy, daddy jankee y’all! No one looks back on their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep… #tequlashots?? No! #ToKillYouShots! #eww #daddyjankee #daddyyankee @daddyyankee (at Echostage)

Friday, July 18, 2014
Thursday, July 17, 2014
Had @isteveo take me out on a dinner date, then #MommyLe whipped me up some viet #spaghetti, & then had #MamaRaras’s Indonesian delight! #LiveFatDieYum #ManyThanks #PHIestaUpInHere #YummyInMyTummy #ceviche #tresLeches #IndonesianFood #UnityInDiversity (Indonesian national motto) (at In My Belly)

Had @isteveo take me out on a dinner date, then #MommyLe whipped me up some viet #spaghetti, & then had #MamaRaras’s Indonesian delight! #LiveFatDieYum #ManyThanks #PHIestaUpInHere #YummyInMyTummy #ceviche #tresLeches #IndonesianFood #UnityInDiversity (Indonesian national motto) (at In My Belly)

Thursday, July 17, 2014
Tuesday, July 8, 2014
#AtownBallston #Thirsty4Likes #NotClassyEnough4TopShelf #GoBack2TacomaPark #PeteyPublicOriginal (at A-TOWN BAR & GRILL)

#AtownBallston #Thirsty4Likes #NotClassyEnough4TopShelf #GoBack2TacomaPark #PeteyPublicOriginal (at A-TOWN BAR & GRILL)

Tuesday, July 8, 2014
#brazil #soccer #futbol #worldcup #sad #humor

#brazil #soccer #futbol #worldcup #sad #humor

Showing these #bozos what #funemployment is all about! #FunemploymentWithPhi #WaterSlideAdrenalineRush #StrikeOutDerby #HP3xIn6days #TigerHoodrats #SelfieHoleInOne @lovelynataly3 @emma_raquel @johooo_ (at Funemployment Headquarters)

Saturday, July 5, 2014

Thanks for having us over, @rebiez! #FireworksForRetards #AbuseItOrLoseIt #TheDayTheColoniesCommittedTreason #GlowstickGlasses #GrillMasterMumzy #Chew #BanginFood #SelfieStick #4thOfJuly @isteveo @mikey_bs @elliemalakasis @crys5585 @maaybaaby @yasssifresh @paola625 @ranao (at EDC Brookville?)

Friday, July 4, 2014
Happy #4thOfJuly, #americans! Have fun today! Eat a lot! #usa #murica #july4th #independenceday

Happy #4thOfJuly, #americans! Have fun today! Eat a lot! #usa #murica #july4th #independenceday

Friday, July 4, 2014
Wednesday, July 2, 2014
#goodguy #belgium #americans #america #usa #football #soccer #senthome #july4th #independenceday #humor #4thOfJuly #holiday #holidays

#goodguy #belgium #americans #america #usa #football #soccer #senthome #july4th #independenceday #humor #4thOfJuly #holiday #holidays

Wednesday, July 2, 2014
Monday, June 30, 2014
#view on #lesbians #hd #highdef #highdefinition #gays #humor

#view on #lesbians #hd #highdef #highdefinition #gays #humor

Monday, June 30, 2014
#zombie #zoombie #fast #walkingdead #thewalkingdead #twd #humor

#zombie #zoombie #fast #walkingdead #thewalkingdead #twd #humor

#tunasub #backwards #humor #facial

#tunasub #backwards #humor #facial

Only a few… 😏 #inches #weatherman #dick #sex #humor

Only a few… 😏 #inches #weatherman #dick #sex #humor

#kelly #zack #savedbythebell #thesehoesaintLoyal @vdeezay @mikey_bs @isteveo

#kelly #zack #savedbythebell #thesehoesaintLoyal @vdeezay @mikey_bs @isteveo